DougRusty.com Newsletter #1
DougRusty.com Newsletter #1
 
March 22, 2001   Keeping you up-to-date!
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Rusty's Joke of the moment
An Israeli doctor said, Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks. A German doctor said, Who cares! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks." A Russian doctor said, In my country, medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks. The American doctor, not to be outdone, said Hah!... We can take an asshole out of Texas, put him in the White House, and half the country will be looking for work the next day!

 
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