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25
Reasons Alcohol Should be Served at Work
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can
work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think,
not what managers want to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the
winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increase job satisfaction because if you
have a bad job, you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people
would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises
when they are wasted.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more
profitable.
15. Suddenly, burping during a meeting isn't
so embarrassing.
16. Employees work later since there's no
longer a need to relax at the bar.
17. It makes everyone more open with their
ideas.
18. Everyone agrees they work better after
they've had a couple of drinks.
19. Eliminates the need for employees to get
drunk on their lunch break.
20. Increases the chance of seeing your boss
naked.-SCARY!!!!
21. It promotes foreign relations with the
former Soviet Union.
22. The janitor's closet will finally have a
use.
23. Employees no longer need coffee to sober
up.
24. Sitting on the copy machine will no longer
be seen as "gross."
25. Babbling and mumbling incoherently will be
common.
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