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A
woman gets home, runs into her house, slams
the door and says - "Honey, pack your
bags. I won the lottery! The husband says,
"Wow! That's great! I'm so happy!! Should
I pack for the ocean, or should I pack for the
mountains? She says, "I don't care. Just
get the hell out."
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A little boy went up to his father and asked:
'Dad, where did all of my intelligence come
from?'' The father replied: 'Well, son, you
must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I
still have mine.''
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A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant
celebrating and chanting "28 days, 28
days, it only took us 28 days!!" Everyone
was wondering what took them 28 days and why
they were celebrating. Finally, when the
blondes were about to leave, a waitor goes up
and asks "What took you 28 days, why are
you celebrating??" All the blondes say
"We just finished a puzzle in 28 days and
on the box it said 3-6 years!!!"
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