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DougRusty.com Newsletter #7

July 1, 2001

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Rusty's Joke of the moment

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to
find out about
something exciting and relate it to the class the next
day.

When the time came for the little kids to give their
reports,
the teacher was calling on them one at a time.

She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, since
he sometimes could be a bit crude.

But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up
to the front of the class,
and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on
the blackboard, then sat back down.

Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had
in mind for his report on something
exciting, so she asked him just what that was. "It's a
period," reported Johnnie.

"Well I can see that," she said. "But what is so
exciting about a period."

"Damned if I know," said Johnnie, "but this morning my
sister said she missed one.
Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the
guy next door shot himself!"

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