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August 10, 2001   Keeping you up-to-date!
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Rusty's Joke of the moment

An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by a state trooper.
"You were speeding," the cop said.
"I'm going to have to give you a ticket.
"Yep." the farmer said as he watched the trooper shoo away several flies.
"These flies sure are terrible," the trooper complained.
"Yep," the farmer said. "Them are circle flies."
"What's a circle fly?"
"Them flies that circle a horse's ass." answered the farmer.
"Them are circle flies."
"You wouldn't be calling me a horse's ass, would you? " the trooper angrily asked.
"Nope, I didn't,"" the farmer replied.
"But you just can't fool them flies."


 
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