Q:Why does Osama
always carry a piece of shit in his
pocket?
A: It's his photo ID
Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have
in common?
A: Nothing, yet.
Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
A: Duck
Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred
Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass
bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.
Q: What does osama bin laden and General
Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming
from!
Q: What's the difference between the
Taliban and a bucket of shit?
A: the bucket
Q: What's the five day forecast for
Afghanistan?
A: Two days.
Q: Why don't bin laden's people eat shit
sandwiches?
A: they can't stand bread
Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have drivers
ed and sex ed classes on the same day?
A: because the camels can't handle it
